Episode Guide
SEASON
ONE (19 Sep - 24 Oct 1975)
Episode
1 - A Touch of Class
Basil is trying to
hang a picture and is complaining about the class of
guests at the hotel, when it is visited
by Lord Melbury. During frantic acts to make
the Lord more comfortable, Basil succeeds at only making
himself look like an idiot. When Polly meets up with an
inspector at the hotel, he informs her that Lord Melbury
is a con artist, which Basil doesn't believe until he
finds bricks, instead of valuables, inside Melbury's
suitcase. Basil is furious, and his mad fit drives away
the real royal guests, Sir Richard and Lady Morris.
Episode
2 - The Builders
Basil and Sybil
leave the hotel for a weekend, leaving Polly and Manuel
in charge. Basil leaves Polly with
instructions that Mr. O'Reily was going to do some
renovations in the hotel, unknown to Sybil, who believes
Mr. Stubbs is doing the work. When the construction goes
all wrong, Basil and O'Reily must fix it before Sybil
comes back. She does, and throws a fit. She calls Mr.
Stubbs to put things right, but when he comes in the
morning, the work has already been done.
Episode
3 - The Wedding Party
While trying to
fend off the romantic advances of a French antique
dealer, Basil is keeping tabs on the unusual practices of
a young couple in the hotel. Manuel only makes things
worse by getting drunk on his birthday. When the couple's
parents drop in, Basil goes haywire, and succeeds only in
making himself look like the unusual one.
Episode
4 - The Hotel Inspectors
With the rumour of
hotel inspectors being in town, Basil must try to figure
out which of his guests are the inspectors. A couple of
wrong guesses and fits of madness on Basil's part lead
nowhere, and he is totally unprepared when the real
inspectors show up and ends up giving a really bad
impression by getting his own back on one of his guests.
Episode
5 - Gourmet Night
Basil's desperate
attempts to upgrade the class of Fawlty Towers results in
a gourmet night for well known public figures. After
throwing out the regular guests from the dining room,
only four people show up for the dinner. Their new chef
gets extremely drunk not being able to cook. Therefore
Basil must pick up a duck from a local restaurant instead
of the lobster the guests were hoping for, this is the
one where his car breaks down and he decides to give it a
dam good thrashing...see the movie by clicking on the
picture.
Episode
6 - The Germans
Sybil is staying in
the hospital for an ingrowing toenail, and Basil is left
in charge of the hotel. His numerous attempts to hang a
moose head in the lobby are interrupted by Sybil's phone
calls, reminding him to hang the moose head. A fire drill
must be held that day too, which Basil manages to pull
off with only a few minor problems, until Manuel sets the
kitchen on fire! The extinguisher gives Basil a
concussion, but he escapes the hospital to go back to the
hotel, where several German guests are arriving. After
many failed attempts at not mentioning the war to them,
and doing his famous Adolf impersonation, his doctor
rushes in with a shot. While Basil tries to escape, the
moose head falls on top of him.
SEASON
TWO (19 Feb - 26 March 1979)
Episode
7 - Communication Problems
Basil bets on a
horse, which is forbidden by Sybil, and wins 75 pounds.
While trying to cover this up from his wife, he must deal
with an extremely hard-of-hearing old woman who claims
someone in the hotel stole her money. When both sets of
money turn up at the same time, Basil has some explaining
to do.
Episode
8 - The Psychiatrist
Basil is jealous of
a handsome guest, and turns his attention to a couple who
are doctors. However, when he finds out the husband is a
psychiatrist, he takes all measures to make himself
appear normal. Meanwhile, he is trying to find the girl
the handsome guest smuggled up to his room in the night.
A woman from Australia only makes things worse, because
Sybil believes Basil is going after her, Basil makes the
whole thing very difficult for himself by always being
caught in the wrong place at the wrong time!
Episode
9 - Waldorf Salad
Two late visitors
arrive at the hotel, and English woman and her obnoxious
American husband. They insist on eating supper, but Terry
refuses to work overtime, so Basil must cook in his
place, meanwhile taking the 20 pound bribe from the
husband to keep the kitchen open. The husband's demands
for a Waldorf salad and a screwdriver cause increasing
confusion for Basil, and when the couple discover a real
cook is not in the kitchen, they gather all the guests
together. They all complain about the bad service, and
poor management of the hotel, and Basil tells Sybil it's
them or him. He leaves, but then returns shortly to book
a room.
Episode 10
- The Kipper and the Corpse
A guest at the
hotel dies in the night, and Basil believes it to be the
cause of out-of-date kippers in his breakfast. A doctor
at the hotel says that he has been dead for hours, the
kipper theory is dropped. Basil and Manuel try
desperately to keep the dead guest out of sight of the
others, with the body ending up in the kitchen, office,
and another couple's bedroom. When the dead man's
colleagues show up for a meeting, Sybil must explain what
had happened.
Episode
11 - The Anniversary
Basil has invited
friends over for their 15th anniversary, but Sybil thinks
he has forgotten and drives off. When the friends arrive,
Basil can't reveal that Sybil has left, so he says she is
upstairs, ill. When her friends want to see her, Polly
must disguise herself as Sybil and fool them. When the
real Sybil returns, Basil throws her in a closet, and the
speechless friends leave.
Episode 12
- Basil the Rat
The Public Health
Inspector declares that the hotel kitchen is far below
the standard, and gives the staff one day to fix it.
Basil goes to get Manuel to help, when he discovers
Manuel's pet, a Filigree Siberian Hamster. Basil declares
it as a rat, and tells Manuel to get rid of it. Polly
says her friend will take it, but she really hides in a
shed out back. When the inspector comes back the next
day, Manuel discovers his pet has escaped back into the
hotel, and a rat hunt ensues. Meanwhile, Basil is trying
not to give the inspector the piece of veal covered in
rat poison.
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